Error Messages
Unable to parse line: R-Y: cafeteria
Clearly the Blender has been sabotaged by filthy commie mutant traitors! Please copy these error messages and email them to the High Programmer for investigation.
Your Mission
The Computer has generated the following mission for your team. It has been carefully designed to ensure the maximum safety and satisfaction for your team.
Paranoia is the Irrational Fear Someone is Out To Get You
(Fear) Dominant type of fear to install in the PCs: The PCs just aren't good enough to handle their assignment.(Irrational) General kind of weirdness or irregularity that prompts The Computer to assign a mission to the Troubleshooters: Mysterious duplicates or analogues of the PCs or other YELLOW CPU office manager (indifferent bystander, paranoid with blaster (M3K energy) and combat suit (5) (The armor is more protective than the standard model. Much more protective. Prevents injuries almost entirely. It's also much more cumbersome.))s are active in Alpha Complex.
(Someone) Person, people, organization or agency responsible for the situation: A fleet of scrubots reprogrammed by Humanists. (The identity of the Someone need not be obvious at the mission's outset, and in fact things may play out more appropriately if the Someone is not discovered until late in the proceedings.)
(Out To Get You) General apparent threat posed by the situation, or the consequences if the situation is left unresolved: The Computer believes something horrible has happened, but gives the PCs no details, and forbids them to tell anyone for fear of starting a panic. The threat is real.
Mission Alert: Anonymous hardcopy message slipped under door of PC's quarters. Message is intact and correct.
Briefing: Briefing is in underground lake. Briefing officer is shot just after the PCs arrive and is replaced by a different officer who acts extremely shifty and refuses to answer questions.
This Mission: INFRARED scrubot hydrochloric acid tank refiller has a treasonous but powerful Regeneration (c/s/z), with which he has inspired revolt, and taken over [[Bad entry ]]. Remove the mutant and resolve the unrest.
Outfitting: PLC: Office; looks very busy, but nothing ever gets done. Careful inspection shows all workers are passing the same papers back and forth quickly.
Debriefing: A compact office with one desk and a chair, occupied by the debriefing officer, with the PCs standing amid towers of forms, printouts and manila folders, all bearing the names of one or more PCs.
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