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I finally got around to putting up my reviews of many of the games I played from the 2006 Interactive Fiction Competition: Another Goddamn Escape the Locked Room Game: 4/10, Enter the Darkness: 1/10, Lawn of Love: 4/10, Moon-Shaped: 8/10, Pathfinder: 5/10, Unauthorized Termination: 7/10, and Xen: The Hunt: 6/10,
Upon looking at my other ratings, I downgraded Xen to 5, and Unauthorized Termination to 6 to be more in line with the other reviews.

You really should concentrate on getting laid. It's a game for God's sake!

I wouldn't call this a review, you just basically go into every single bad point about the game, and don't mention many if any positives. Besides, it's a game, not a real life simulator.

This is just ranting from someone who died often with the game on easy. It may have been easy the first time I played it, but it was damn fun, like do you know how to play re4 with treasure maps? try it out just using your knife for all enemies, actually bothered to snoop around for more than just a box? I mean look for your ammo, I'm gonna get myself a butterfly lamp and sell it to the merchant and get myself an upgrade. The game can be played entirely different, each time, a ton of cut scenes and with an AI that learns, it doesn't always work that things get easy with you having more bullets, since if you don't fire right away, no matter how many bullets you have, the AI will react and dodge from your gun's sighting, and start to charge to catch you off balance, I honestly would enjoy seeing the game that actually made you happy! Considering it sounds like it was a bit too hard for you. Maybe they can make another Mario Party for you to write an essay on.

umm Eric.... no offense but you're telling this guy to get laid? For the love of whoever you worship, you just finished reading it, but see the difference between you and me is that i read it cause i needed to know a little something i saw in the text, like i said no offense and yeah but you're right with one thing... ITS A GAME DUDE CHILL
it took me 50 hrs to bet this game but i can never get the laser to work is there anyone that can tell me how to us the laser so i can be more butter off i just got resident evil the unberella chronicles thanks for everthing